rest in pizza
crust has risen
Tell me they weren’t canon.
Aiya Van Kooten everyone
When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.
“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.
This is the best story of my life
“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!!
Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!
This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.
So in summary:
This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.
Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.
-Some people like hot dogs
-Some people like hamburgers
-Some people get both (Bisexuals)
-Some people get both, and a salad (Pansexuals)
-Some people don’t really like meat BUT YOU HAVE NATHAN’S HOT DOGS OH MY GOD NVM GIMME (Demisexuals)
-Some people are there for the conversation (Asexuals)
-Some people show up uninvited to the barbecue and wonder why they aren’t offered any food (assholes)
Film Meme [ 6 ] Underrated or Unappreciated Films
→ [ 2 ] Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) "We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, and plundering tombs. Double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt. But nobody we knew."
thor’s age is the most inconsistent bullshit i have ever seen because some comics say he’s millions of years old and some say thousands and he’s really hot either way and basically what i’m trying to say is that i want to fuck a potential fossil
Tattoos 02: Tattoos that don’t suck…
(Awesome sleeves. Wish I had the balls to go below the biceps)
Remember when Cartoon Network showed The Iron Giant for 24 hours straight
i remember falling asleep watching the marathon once and i woke up again at the exact same part of the movie two hours later and i was so damn proud of myself
"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite."
~ Nelson Mandela